Hey you, sitting in that chair.
Did you know, so and so has a new thing for you.
It’s the latest and greatest and it’s going to liberate you
from fear and anger and depression and sadness and everything.
It’s gotten rave reviews from all the big names in the business
and it’s just wonderful and exciting and amazing.
Don’t you want to buy it?
Then don’t miss out!
It’s got the solution to everything!!!
It’s got the keys to your progress!!
It will help you through difficult times.
It will make you rich.
It will make you healthy.
It will soothe your soul.
It will cure your acne.
And it will cost you only a little.
It must, it must, it must, it must, it must, it must be true
oh, oh, oh, oh
“It is so.”