Trump a dump a fatish chump, a lump a sump a sewage pump.
A King with bling? We see the strings! Kisses the Ring and jumps and sings.
But unbeknownst to callous throng, he shines a light on all that’s wrong.
And now all those of us who see, can see the Path to glory be.
And surely we will heed the Call.
And surely we will all stand tall.
And with a rising chorus free.
Become a higher power, see?!
And with a flick of mighty Hand.
We sweep the Light throughout the land.
And brush away, as per God’s plan.
The fatish chumps and joker mans.

See also: The Great Invocation